French 75

Well, I needed something to do with all those lemons and bottles of gin, didn't I? Forewarning, there's a reason why it's named after a then-exceptionally-accurate piece of artillery. Before drinking this, I read that it tastes like 7-Up, but now I think it would be more accurate to say it tastes like getting punched in the face. I might try it again with less gin, but I know I'm not supposed to. Forget I said anything. I'll let you know if I attempt to best this monster at any time in the near future.