Have you guys seen this Etsy shop? Because WHAT??? This woman is a genius or a demigod. We can pretend girls just buy these things to make guys
*I probably just ruined someone's day with that. Sorry. FYI, I think anybody who's touched boobies would attest that they're more like bricks in a garbage bag or Lucky Charms in a rubber glove. Amiright, guys? It can't just be mine.